Before we had the internet the world was a peaceful and safe place. Now with the internet it’s mean and nasty. Some sources tell us that the boogy monster actually lives in the internet. From dentists, to news sources, to private conversations, there is plenty to be scared of online. But don’t worry, the Australian Federal Government have been working hard to protect you from the internet and that’s why Censordyne was created.
Censordyne lets the Government decide what you can and can’t do online. From what you buy to how you communicate and even what you read. Censordyne, developed in our secret Internet laboratory:
- Offers protection against fast Internet
- Is mandatory, for a cleaner feed
- Reduces your democratic protections
- Pretends to fight moral decay
All with a fresh multi-million dollar flavour.
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