Instant messaging is perfect for the ‘modern couple’ who can’t stand the sight of each other and no longer communicate with each other face to face. No real effort is required and one does not even have to get up off the chair or out of bed to abuse the other person and throw all sorts of nasty names and accusations at them.
Man: (sitting in bed on laptop)
Its your turn to take out the trash tomorrow bitch!
Woman: (lying beside him on iPhone)
Fuck you! I did it last week you lazy bastard.
Man:
Go get fucked. I never loved you btw.
Woman:
Stop harrassing me or I will call the cops and tell them you tried to rape me.
Man:
<Logs off>
