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Here is my top 10 things I want to disappear off the face of this earth for-fuckin-EVER. If my post sounds like an angry rant its because IT IS.

Now if I may proceed …

Lolcats

These annoying cats with dumb captions are no LONGER funny or cute. Come up with something fuckin original and STOP posting them in emails or on forums otherwise daddy is going to get very angry and beat your ass.

Cupcakes

They are so over. Who gives a shit if you are eating them with your besty? I don’t give a flying fuck so stop tweeting about them and posting them all over your blog or Twitter profile in an attempt to be über cool or I make you sit on one.

4 Chan / l33t / Geek Speek

Epic fail, Failcakes, Lolocopters and Newfag and various other memes have become intensely annoying because they are so goddamned overused. Stop giving me the shits already you spotty teenage dweebs.

Celebrity Bloggers

You know who you are. I don’t care which ‘A List’ celebrity you are ‘doing lunch’ with. Oh and Perez Hilton you are a fat ass fag so STFU.

Wannabe Socialites

Usually these teen drama queens and princesses can be found on My Space with a gazillion friends. In the real world you dumb ass bitches would be chewed up and spat out. You are nobodies so drop the pathetic Paris Hilton act.

Celebrity / Rock Star Shades

Usually worn by wannabes and other wankers who think by donning a pair of over-sized sun glasses they are somehow cooler than everyone else. They just make you look like a retard so give them here while I crush them underfoot and tell you to scram.

Nerd PrOn

Nerds getting nekkid and being banged by bone heads with chlamydia are not in the slightest bit cool or attractive. BTW your ass is as spotty as your face. Not a good look hunny so beat it and stop polluting my eyes.

My Space

My Space is so 2005. It has become the ultimate pimp and whoring tool. The social networking tool of choice for every huckster and and cheapskate too tight to get a real website or domain name.

Emos

Like every sub culture or style they became a victim of their own success. What pisses me off most about emos is that they use every available shiny surface to look at themselves and adjust their hair. Commit suicide already and lets be done with it.

Bling

Bling is just as tacky now as it was back in the 1980’s. Usually worn by B-grade celebrities and mack daddies who have suddenly gotten a bit of notice and want to flash off their new found status. Lose it! It makes you look cheap and is proof positive that money definitely does not buy you class or style.