Posted by: Dex | December 7, 2008

Fat Ass Snacks to Beat the Munchies

Ever get the munchies after a few toots or a night on the sauce? I have had plenty of those nights when I awoke with chocolate stuck to the pillow or came across half eaten concoctions all over the kitchen from the night before with no recollection of ever having made it.

While some of the pimped out snacks below are perfect for those drunken or stoned occasions they DO require a bit of pre-preparation. Fortunately they will last for a week or more in some cases unless you are a fat bastid who sweats while eating. For the record I don’t condone binge eating, excessive drinking or smoking marijuana. All in moderation. Nah screw that. Live it large!

This pimped out cheese burger would even make Elvis proud.

This pimped out cheese burger would even make Elvis proud.

And for dessert …

This fat ass sundae is sure to add some junk to your trunk

This fat ass sundae is sure to add some junk to your trunk

Just in case you get the munchies while watching TV …

This giant chocolate bar is sure to give you a mouthgasm

This giant chocolate bar is sure to give you a mouthgasm

And finally a little late night snack before going to bed …

Cookies and milk before bed. Nyom!

Check out more fat assĀ  snacks at:

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  1. If only the giant chocolate bar was that, and, not a cake.


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